Total Medals Earned: 951 (From 164 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,275 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/320 points)
Start the game. Yeah that's it. Good job.
Meet the Goddess
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Do what the Goddess tells you
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Good morning!
Beat the game with all 3 secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/45 (40/1,440 points)
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Build the Kitchen.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Market.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Build a Boat.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (350/350 points)
Find Firefly in the game
Find Gem in the game
Find Glowing Flower in the game
Find Rune in the game
Find Stardust in the game
Find Root in the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Beat a TOKEN level.
Beat a BITSPACE Wave.
Locate the alien battery.
Complete the challenge for all panels (get two blinking lights).
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/210 points)
Map
Transport
Find Pandora's Box
Puzzler
Puzzlerer
Find your girlfriend
Medals Earned: 13/16 (355/490 points)
Complete level 5 in Classic Mode
Complete level 10 in Classic Mode
Complete level 15 in Classic Mode
Collect 3 stars in Classic Mode
Collect 23 stars in Classic Mode
Collect 45 stars in Classic Mode
Collect 2 stars on a level in Classic Mode
Collect at least 2 stars on each level in Classic Mode
Purchase an upgrade in Classic Mode
Max out 1 upgrade in Classic Mode
Expand 25 Atoms in Classic Mode
Expand 500 Atoms in Classic Mode
Expand 1,000 Atoms in Classic Mode
Max out all upgrades in Classic Mode
Complete Level 5 in Bounce Mode
Complete Level 5 in Phase Mode
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/185 points)
Lose a game.
Win Necrochess.
Get a unit to level three.
Get a spellbook to level three.
Get a building to level three.